Joke of the Week

Here is this week's mood-lifting, HSP-themed joke!

Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his medical degree in his hometown and then left for Manhattan.

Soon, he was invited to give a speech in his hometown. As he placed his papers on the lectern, they slid off onto the floor, and when he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he farted, and the microphone amplified it throughout the entire room!

Being a Highly Sensitive Person, Dr. Epstein was absolutely MORTIFIED.

Still, he regained enough composure to deliver his paper, but as soon as he concluded, he raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his hometown again.

Decades later, when his elderly mother became ill, his innately nurturing disposition compelled him to return to his hometown to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under a false name, Solomon Levy, and arrived under cover of darkness.

"Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Levy?" the desk clerk politely asked him.

"Well, young man, no, it isn't," Dr. Epstein replied. "I grew up here but then I moved away."

"Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.

"I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened," said Dr. Epstein candidly, "and since then I've been too ashamed to return."

The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often, what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others. I bet that's true of your incident too."

Dr. Epstein replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident."

"Was it a long time ago?"

"Yes, many years."

"Well," asked the clerk, ‘was it before or after The Epstein Fart?"